ANTM Recap - Only 3 Girls Left!

Black Dress and Body Paint:  $40

Pearl and diamond jewelry: $10,000

The look on those bitches' faces when Tyra said they are just jealous:  PRICELESS

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Last night's ANTM was pretty frustrating.  Dionne, Rene, and Jaslene have decided that they hate Natasha, and they started being mean to her.  Luckily, Natasha is the woman who never seems to understand when something is wrong.  Only, she does understand, she just doesn't care. 

The girls learned some aboriginal dances and had to perform "their story" which was completely retarded because no one had a clue what they were doing, and most of them either didn't move, or didn't really tell a story (Natasha, I'm looking at you this time).  Rene won the challenge and got some pearl and diamond jewelry, which happened to be very pretty, and to my delight she didn't say, "I'm gonna sell it to by my husband a shack."  She chose Jaslene to share in her prize.

The three girls (everyone but Natasha) went out to celebrate, with Rene hugging Natasha and telling her to feel better.  Then they went out and talked shit.  Good times.  Apparently, they think her husband is fake and so is her baby, which means Natasha has some splaining to do about making out with the phone.

For the photo shoot, the girls performed dances (sort of).  Jaslene and Rene did really well, and Dionne did kind of crappy, and Natasha fell apart because she was sick. 

At panel, the girls were asked to critique their competition.  They were asked who has the most potential and who has the least potential for being ANTM.  Dionne was first and said that Jaslene had the most and Natasha had the least because she's fake.  Jaslene said she herself has the most potential and again, Natasha got thrown under the bus for being phony.  Rene had the same sentiment about Natasha, and also chose herself for having the most potential.

When Natasha came up, she said something to the effect of she still likes the girls and thinks they are friends.  And that she thinks she has the most potential and if Giselle were standing behind her right now, she'd say she had the least potential because she would be the competition to beat.  And Tyra nodded knowingly.  (And I could see Twiggy do a little happy dance).  She handled the situation very well and I found myself standing on my bed clapping because YOU GO NATASHA!  (okay, I Might not have stood - but I would have if I didn't have a very important popsicle to eat).

The judges deliberated and mentioned that maybe Natasha is different in the house.  But also, maybe the other girls are jealous.

They make up their minds and the girls come back.  Tyra calls out Rene, and Jaslene as being in the top 3.  Natasha and Dionne are in the bottom two.  Tyra spews something about worst than the first week, needs direction, maybe you are fake....and then says, "but we think they may just be jealous." and hands Natasha a picture.  And Dionne looks shocked, and Rene and Jaslene look like they smelled something nasty and I laughed and laughed and yelled out, "hahaha you c**t faced little bitches!" 

HEART.

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Amended to add: My head is still spinning from the exciting episode of LOST last night.  Try this site for a recap or with Blondie for some good highlights.

Comments

[Blondie]

I have somehow totally missed out on this season of Top Model. But because of VH1 or whoever does it, I know I can watch the whole damn season back to back on some lazy Saturday one of these days. Whew! And Lost, oh man, Lost was good this week. Ahhh.

[Laurel]

What??? No LOST??? You're killing me, Aimee!

[B. Good]

Ya know, they are always gettin on Dionne about making her "mean" face; but Jaslene goes and makes the same face and they call it "fierce". Blah. I knew Dionne wasn't gonna last much longer. Mr. Jay has to work way to hard to get her to do what she should already know how to do.

Eh well.

I have no idea who's the best outta these 3. Renee's personality sucks, I can't stand Jaslene's voice, and I can't understand a word outta Natasha's mouth, lol. I think Tyra should just win and go back into the modeling business.

[janet]

thanks for the recap...I got a call in the middle of the show and missed the rest!

[Nicole P.]

This one was so predictable though. I wasn't surprised at any point during the episode.