ANTM Recap

I have nothing to say really.  I'm just glad none of them were SUFFERING from psoriasis.  Poor Caridee.

Last cycle I said that I didn't care who won, but we all know I SO CARED because, I was very bitter when Caridee won and Melrose didn't.  However, Melrose did get to appear on the show this cycle and looked AMAZING.  So there ya go.  that's all that matters.

Oh, so anyway.  The girls did their commercials and pictures for Cover Girl and frankly they were all pretty bad.  But I just love Natasha.  Rene was being a bitch (did I not say that I always pick the bitch?  I picked Rene from the very beginning!) 

After much deliberation, Jaslene was the first finalist called.  Rene and Natasha, there is only one photo in her hands..blah blah.  And the picture is Natasha!  And Jaslene looks SHOCKED (as does Natasha) and Rene looks confused.  And I look AMUSED.  SO VERY AMUSED.

Now, I don't really care.  REALLY!  Okay, I totally love Natasha and while Jaslene cracks me up with her "Jaslene from the block" stories, I HATE her voice and her mouth.  OMG, close your mouth Cha Cha!

So the girls do another photo for 17 magazine (did we even get to see those?) And then they worked it in a runway show for some designer that apparently Natasha heard of, but I'm hoping it was because she heard how BIZARRE their clothes are and how it is so confusing that people would want this crap.  On the runway, Natasha loses her skirt and just keeps walking (at least she wasn't flashing her boobs at the high school like good old Sarah!) 

They deliberate.  They love them both.  My mom swears it will be both of them.  But alas, Jaslene wins and Natasha is happy and gets to go home to her family . And we all know that Cover Girl isn't THAT fabulous and that Natasha has a better chance of doing anything anyway. Right?! 

::sigh::

Oh wait!  I forgot to mention Sybil Rene's exit.  She hugged Jaslene and said, "Congratulations" and then she hugged Natasha and told her to "win it for the mamas"

WTF?  Didn't you hate Natasha two days ago?  Make up your mind you freak-o!

Comments

[B. Good]

I didn't like not one of those girls, and they ALL look "old" to me......especially Natasha. I don't know why they kept picking on Renee. Out of the 3, Renee was the least annoying (I guess) because at least I can understand her when she talks. I HATED Jaslene's and Natasha's accents. But after Renee was kicked off, I knew it would be Jaslene. As Nicole stated, Natasha seems frumpy and doesn't command attention like Jaslene does. Besides, it was about time for a Latina to win the show. But "cha cha" was just a lil much for me. I was glad she toned it down by the end of the show.

And yeah, all 3 commercials were TRASH, as were the photos. Blah at the most.

[Nicole P.]

I don't know why but Natasha seems a little frumpy to me. I was very "meh" about the whole ending this season.