I have well surpassed my comments high on that last blog. So, let's try something else along those same lines (because, well, everyone dressed fairly normally at bowling so there were no pictures to be taken to entertain you folks. lol)
This one is inspired by Blondie's cat penis story. (I don't even want to check my google searches tomorrow). I used to have rabbits. As in, I had a rabbit, it died. Then I had another rabbit, it died. Etc.
The first rabbit was the typical "humping like rabbits" rabbit. He LOVED my dog. Poor poor Shasta! He would chase her around and try to get on her. One time I grabbed him and picked him up and he was, um, excited. Only, it was icky and scary. Seriously it was like pink spaghetti. I freaked out and thought he had worms. BAHAHAHA. Yeah and I was like 18. How's that for sheltered? But it's not wonder I was confused I mean, when my first dog used to hump things in the yard (a pillow bed, stuffed animals) my mom used to tell me that she was "dancing." We called it the Lolly Dance for quite some time, I remember. GAH!
I think I have gotten all of my animal sex stories out of my head now. I have nothing left for you. I'm so sorry!
Today I am in a GREAT mood. Because you know what's great about today? It's Wednesday morning, yet, for me, it's like Friday afternoon because i'm leaving work in like 3 hours and 46 minutes. WOOT! I took a half day today to go shopping and get ready for our trip. We made the executive decision that there will be no cooking of diner while we are on vacation. So, we're going to grab pizza one night, which I've TOTALLY been craving. (I haven't had real pizza since BWW - before Weight Watchers). Yeah!
Like I said, nothing exciting to report about bowling. The pajama girl wore actual clothes (why are all her clothes like the Grinch's heart? - several sizes TOO SMALL). Ms. Frumpy wore her usual sweatpants, but they weren't faded, so they almost looked like real pants from far away (if you squint and don't know any better). The highlight was that both PG and Ms. Frumpy were VERY FAR AWAY so I had no reason to even think about the horrible crimes that they commit against fashion. I bowled decently. I got a Sephora (!) gift card from one of the guys on our team (and his girlfriend) - the ones we double date with.
Tonight is weigh-in and I'm not very excited. I didn't do very well going to the gym - though, walking at least a mile every day has to count for something (and the two miles I did back and forth to that salon last Friday!) My pants don't feel any tighter, so that's a good thing. I'm wearing a pair of pants that i haven't worn in like 2 weeks and they are definitely fitting looser than they used to. Keep your fingers crossed!